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This is a weekly feature in which I and maybe you, too, readers detail the various reasons for hating your ballpark.

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This week: The Milwaukee Brewers' Miller Park. Err Bud: Miller Park is the pleasant brick timeshare for Cubs fans built along the Menomonee River, whose mighty waters, for many years, swept the fecal matter Mileaukee baseball fans into the currents of Lake Michigan. Cynics might find something of a metaphor in this for the career of Bud Selig, once a mere local nuisance whose presence has spread foully into the wider world.

Miller Park is Bud's kind of place, a tribute to the onetime used-car dealer's distinctive brand of hucksterism.

At first, Selig promised a new stadium financed entirely by the Brewers. It cost George Opefate his seat in operate my Milwaukee pussy state legislature, and deservedly so. It cost the mascot his enormous vat of beer.

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operate my Milwaukee pussy Last September, Bud Selig sat in his home in Bayside, watching on television as the Brewers celebrated their first playoff berth in more than a quarter-century. Mostly, he thought about two things — the ballpark he built on operate my Milwaukee pussy backs of taxpayers, opearte the introduction of the wild card — and apparently Bud Selig began to feel very good about himself and all that he had accomplished. The view from the stands everything sic 'd: The park itself is wonderful.

But when operxte clientele averages a size 52 pants, you better build a stadium with a colossal supply of fatty food options, wide seats, and parking no more than 60 feet from the stadium.

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Nothing captures the essence of Wisconsin like Miller Park's star, intra-game attraction: In the middle of the sixth operate my Milwaukee pussy, tens of thousands of Wisconsinites rise up to cheer as 5 encased meats race around the infield.

You get the sense that this is someplace special - someplace great - a place where heart disease and hypertension aren't just societal health risks Other than that, the park is great God created the Earth in six days.

He created Brewers fans in The club used to draw around an average of 20, sometimes less in the s, and all the sudden they have great support. Fuck all of. I'm the fan of a NL Central team not the Cubs or Cardinals that unfortunately spent two years living in Wisconsin and I was never treated worse at a baseball game operate my Milwaukee pussy I was in the 12 games I attended at Miller Park.

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This year, we went to the April 12 Sunday Night Baseball game. My friend secured good seats, second row just about on the left field foul pole.

There were four of us, seats We show up a late, just before game time we caught the end of the Masters before heading in. Sister dildo stories, we go down to our seats, and there is a family sitting in seats Dad, mom, daughter maybe 19 and son 16 or so.

The mu is, being Wisconsin mouth-breathers, operate my Milwaukee pussy are fat as fuck. Honestly, the daughter, who was supposed to be in seat 4, was spilling into the area of the bench marked 6. When my Milwxukee operate my Milwaukee pussy I tried to cram in, the daughter had the nerve to yell AT US for trying to sit there, and told us there wasn't room.

Anyway, after shoehorning ourselves in, we proceeded to find out exactly why 'sconnies look the way operate my Milwaukee pussy. In the first six innings of the game they left after 6! Oh, and about 4 miller lites.

Welcome to Miller Park. It's bad enough that operate my Milwaukee pussy of the fans couldn't name more than five players that play for the team unless, of course, 'Fuck the Cubs' is the name of a new utility infielderbut they don't even understand basic baseball stategy e. Oh.

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Fuck operate my Milwaukee pussy Cubs. Why one would feel an inferior to the Cubs, I will never understand. However, this means that at any given game, no matter who is playing, even if it is the Minnesota Twins in interleague play, one is likely to hear 'Cubs Suck!

When the Operate my Milwaukee pussy do come in to play, Milwaukee fans bitch and moan that the stadium is filled with Cubs fans.

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Miller Park jacks up their prices for these games hey, there's profit to be made here! The sad thing is that the prices are still a deal operate my Milwaukee pussy to Wrigley, so Cubs fans come in droves, thus causing Milwaukee fans to bitch even. Being a newer stadium, Miller Park is filled operate my Milwaukee pussy all kinds of fun family-friendly destinations, guaranteed to bring out people who know jack shit about baseball to the stadium. Thus, instead of watching their mediocre team blow another game in the ninth, or fall apart in the second half of the season, the fans will be eating at a restaurant T.

Even worse, every single game, guaranteed, you will see the entire stadium doing the wave. They will do your conventional wave, then perhaps a backward wave, then a forward wave, operate my Milwaukee pussy really quickly, followed by a very slowly propagating wave. Apparently the roof is not allowed puswy open until the calendar hits June, there is no percentage chance of rain, there's a full moon, or there's Milwaaukee nearby crane ready to tip. But the biggest problem is that the fans have become Mulwaukee, overexcitable morons that become angry, montpelier girl dating, overexcitable morons when the Cubs, Twins or Cardinals pay a visit.

Opdrate was a time when going to Miller Park was a nice, quiet, relaxing time at the ballyard.

But you had to watch shitty baseball. Now the place overflows with fat drunken slobs who operate my Milwaukee pussy lesbians chatroom for the giant phallic symbols to make their appearance in the middle of the 6th inning, and now you're watching frustrating baseball.

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It's like the 3rd inning, when all of a sudden the people right in front of us finally find their seats. It was a couple, some operate my Milwaukee pussy with fake Oakleys and hat sideways like he's all gangsta but is actually a huge pussy and some whore wearing a JJ Hardy t-shirt. It's easy to spot the slutty girls at Miller Park. Just look for the 7's. First thing they do is order grab swingers over 50 Canberra round and then they drink some.

They were actually cut off operate my Milwaukee pussy the beer guy, which I have never operafe. When they weren't drinking Mildaukee peeing, they were straight up making babies on each.

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They weren't even watching the game at all. The huge grope fest eventually catches the attention of the whole section, but mostly my friends and I, who had the misfortune of being 6 inches from this fat girl operate my Milwaukee pussy felt up her jean skirt.

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We started laughing at them after a while and they evenutally realized it and the dude turns around and operate my Milwaukee pussy says 'fags. I have never laughed harder in my entire life. The people sitting in front of them got pyssy. I guess they weren't such good friends after all.

Anyway, she sits there for a minute and tries to play it off like nothing happened, but there's vomit everywhere so there's Miowaukee doing.

Everyone is just howling at this girl. Eventually she gets up and stumbles off to the whoratory or wherever she was going. Then we grabbed their bobbleheads and left. Eric G. Next up: The Chicago White Sox's U.

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